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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Then came..
share office space ...
No go.
Neuroimaging study suggests mindfulness meditation lowers sensory gating - PsyPost
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No way
Still no good
Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.